They Said What??? George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Eve, & Mike Piazza

BLACK KEYS’ DRUMMER PATRICK CARNEY

(about Justin Bieber not getting nominated or asked to perform at the Grammys):  “He’s rich, right? Grammys are for, like, music, not for money … and he’s making a lot of money. He should be happy, I guess.”

FORMER CATCHER FOR THE NEW YORK METS & LOS ANGELES DODGERS MIKE PIAZZA

(about gay rumors in his past):  “The whole episode was such a strange, incredible phenomenon.  I still don’t get it. I don’t know where the rumor came from, although I’ve heard many theories, including one that I suppose makes the most sense to me, involving a former teammate and his agent.”

SINGER EVE

(Questioning whether Britney Spears is actually the voice on the Top 5 hit, “Scream & Shout” with will.i.am):  “I heard that might not be Britney. That’s what I heard, but you know, I don’t know. It could be Britney. But I heard it wasn’t. I don’t know, though.”

BRITNEY SPOKESPERSON

“It’s absolute BS.  Britney sang the song. Will.i.am wanted her for this song, and she sang on it.”

A RECORDING STUDIO INSIDER

“[Eve] is clearly jealous. I didn’t even know she still sings.”

FIRST UNITED STATES PRESIDENT GEORGE WASHINGTON

“It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.”

MORE FROM WASHINGTON

“Observe good faith and justice toward all nations.  Cultivate peace and harmony with all.”

PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN

Lincoln

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