I’m sure there aren’t too many people who would tell Ryan Gosling, Hugh Jackman, Sandra Bullock, James Franco, Amanda Seyfried, and Henry Cavill to wait.
As hot and talented as they are, I’ll likely be waiting for their new movies, “Only God Forgives” (Gosling, July 19), “The Wolverine” (Jackman, July 26), “The Heat” (Bullock, June 28), “This Is The End” (Franco, June 12), “Lovelace” (Seyfried, August 9), and “Man of Steel” (Cavill, June 14) to arrive on DVD in late 2013 or 2014, even though they all hit the movie theaters this summer.
Here are the movies that I’ve decided will send me into the theaters for my large popcorn and large Coke Zero (and free refills).
May 10, 2013
“THE GREAT GATSBY”
If the latest Buz Luhrmann movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Carey Mulligan, and Tobey Maguire is as magical as Luhrmann’s 2001 musical, “Moulin Rouge!”, it’ll be a masterpiece to me. From all of the buzz I’m hearing, this 2013 version should easily surpass the 1974 adaptation of the F. Scott Fitzgerald literary classic with Robert Redford and Mia Farrow.
May 17, 2013
“STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS”
I previewed this sequel to J.J. Abrams’ 2009 hit and re-boot, “Star Trek” last week in my “Random Friday Thoughts”. I can’t wait to see where this movie takes the USS Enterprise. Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana return and are joined by Benedict Cumberbatch (of the BBC hit series, “Sherlock”).
June 21, 2013
Since we’ll have Gretel one of these two weekends (June 21 or 28), we’ll have to make it a double feature weekend at the movies when she’s not with us. It also saves money because you’re only buying one popcorn and two sodas and getting refills instead of doing it each weekend!
The last time we did that, Ray and I saw “Les Miserables” and “Zero Dark Thirty” on the same day.
Of the two new movies I want to see in late June, one features a fight to save the world from, you guessed it, zombies! And, the other features “Magic Mike” Channing Tatum with his clothes on trying to save the President of the United States (Jamie Foxx).
“WORLD WAR Z”
This will be one of the most anticipated movies of the summer. The Brad Pitt-action flick was pushed back from a December 2012 release date for re-shoots, which is sometimes seen in Hollywood as a sign that the movie is in trouble. Plus, it’s not a cheap movie with a budget of more than $170 million! Pitt hopes that this feature will become a franchise.
All I can say is that these are not your “The Walking Dead” slow-moving flesh eaters. They can move!
June 28, 2013
“WHITE HOUSE DOWN”
While I’ve never gone to the theater to see over-the-top movies by Roland Emmerich (the modern-day Irwin Allen), I’ve decided that it might be fun doing something I normally don’t do. I enjoyed his “The Day After Tomorrow” on DVD.
And, with publicity pictures like this, I’d be a fool not to go!
August 7, 2013
The Oscar-nominated 2009 action/thriller “District 9” was incredible. Director Neill Blomkamp is back with his latest thriller starring Matt Damon and a very stunning and sexy Jodie Foster. I mean, check out that hair! Did that sound too gay? I’ve always been in love with Jodie!
The movie takes place in 2154 and “the world has been divided into two classes”, says “Entertainment Weekly”: the rich living aboard a high-tech orbital space station, “Elysium”, and everyone living on the suffering, dying Earth below.
Matt Damon plays an Earth resident that has to break into Elysium to cure himself of a medical condition that is available there, but not on Earth. And, from what I’ve read, Jodie Foster is the villian in this movie. She heads up the Elysium Corporate Authority.
The movie also stars Sharlto Copley, the star of “District 9”.
August 7, 2013
“PERCY JACKSON: SEA OF MONSTERS”
Sometimes you do it for the kids.
Gretel is a huge fan of the Rick Riordan young-adult series, she loved the first movie, “Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief”, and she has a crush on “Percy Jackson” actor Logan Lerman. (I have to admit that he is cute.) Grown-ups will more likely know him as Charlie in “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” from last year.
This movie will whet our appetites for “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” coming in November.
And, while I’ll wait for the DVD, the new movie from Oscar winner Pedro Almodovar, “I’m So Excited” looks very funny. His last movie, the horror/psychological drama, “The Skin I Live In”, was one of my favorite movies that I saw in 2012.
And, I’ll never think of the Pointer Sisters performing this song again after seeing this over-the-top, hilarious version of “I’m So Excited”. Here’s the video.
In honor of the late movie critic Roger Ebert, I hope my choices that I’ll spend good money on get “two thumbs up”.