I’m not really going to talk about the kind of fantasies that might involve Christian Grey (“Fifty Shades of Grey”) or since I mentioned football, Tom Brady. Not that those would be bad, but…
Okay, minds out of the gutters.
Recently, I was talking about all of the “residencies” in Las Vegas, the ones coming up, and the “rumored” ones in the works.
Back in October 2012, I was fortunate to see the one of the best entertainers in music, Sir Elton John in “The Million Dollar Piano” at Caesars Palace.
And, then last May, I saw Shania Twain at Caesars Palace.
And the night before I saw Shania, I saw Olivia Newton-John at the Flamingo.
In addition to those “residencies”, I saw Madonna on my birthday in October 2012 at the MGM Grand.
And, we saw Lady Gaga there on her “Born This Way Ball” Tour in January 2013 just three weeks before an injury, that required surgery, forced the cancellation of the rest of the tour.
That was then and this is now.
Britney Spears is now playing a residency at Planet Hollywood and coming this summer at Caesars Palace, Mariah Carey will begin a residency in May and Reba and Brooks & Dunn will start in June.
I absolutely adore Reba and I’ve seen her in concert twelve (yes, that’s 12) times and I met her ten years ago this April.
While I get lost in her beautiful voice, I would love to see Reba’s concerts in Vegas go back to the glitzy productions of costume changes, dancers, and various sets like when I first saw her in Chicago in 1995 and Fort Wayne, Indiana, in 1996.
Every time since those first two shows, it was Reba in a no (or very few) frills concert — just her and her beautiful voice.
Reba’s new show with Brooks & Dunn is already selling out months in advance.
And, recently, it was announced that “The Boss” Diana Ross would be performing a nine-show engagement this spring at The Venetian.
The hotel is trying to become a competitive concert venue for residencies after a successful show with Tim McGraw and Faith Hill.
Also, hushed rumors on “The Strip” say that talks are in the works for residencies for Ricky Martin, Lionel Richie, and the subject of today’s fantasy (see, I’m back to that again).
“♫ NO, MY FIRST NAME AIN’T BABY, IT’S JANET, MISS JACKSON, IF YOU’RE NASTY ♫“
Just the other day, I was saying that I’d love to see Janet Jackson in a residency in Vegas and then I see an article that she might be close to signing a deal with either The Venetian or Planet Hollywood when Britney’s “Piece of Me” show is on hiatus.
It’s also rumored that Miss Jackson will be dropping a new album in 2015.
I have two of Janet’s concert VHS tapes (no typo there, VHS — not DVD): “The Velvet Rope Tour” and “Live in Hawaii”.
Now, here’s where my ultimate fantasy comes in, as if seeing Janet for the first time in concert wouldn’t be enough.
Before Miss Jackson takes the stage, special guest Paula Abdul, Janet’s former choreographer, would come out and do a 20-minute set of her high-energy dance and pop radio hits from the late-1980s and early-1990s. And, it would have to include “Rush Rush”!
At this point, my imagination runs away from me. As Paula wraps up her set, either in a special effects hologram or on the concert monitors, Paula and Janet are in a diner in the current day and you hear:
“What’s up girl?
He stood me up again
Well what’s up with this guy?
Do you really like him that much?
Yes honey, I love him, he is fine,
he does a lot of nice things for me I know he used to do nice stuff for you,
but what has he done for you lately?“
And, then the arena explodes with a fabulous light show and Janet kicking off a magical show with “What Have You Done For Me Lately”!
I can’t remember how many times my friend, Steve, and I did this video routine over the years getting ready to go out for a night of clubbing!
And, one final note about Vegas, concerts, and holograms.
I recently read that a new concert with a “hologram” Liberace is coming to town.
If that’s successful, I have one suggestion Vegas — get Richard Carpenter on the line and bring the angelic-voiced Karen Carpenter back to life and back to the stage soon!
As you can tell, I’m obsessed with shows in Vegas. There it isn’t just a concert, it is magic!
Don’t tell Ray, but I’ll be working on convincing him to retire to Las Vegas in a few years.