BITTER COLD & SNOW
We all know that Santa lives at the North Pole and it’s pretty cold and snowy there. Well, if you’re out doing Christmas shopping across the Midwest, the weather is rather Christmas-sy or very North Pole-ish.
We picked up 2.8″ of snow this weekend, officially, in the Quad Cities bringing us to 13.8″ for December. But, more importantly, it’s bitterly and dangerously cold.
Sunday morning, I woke up to -9° at my house in Moline, Illinois, and Davenport, Iowa, was even colder at -13° . We saw similar temperatures Monday morning.
This is the coldest morning since late February 2015, almost two years ago, when we reached about -18° in the Quad Cities.
If those temperatures weren’t bad enough, the wind chill early Sunday morning was -35° in Davenport and Clinton.
Temperatures start to warm today and this warming will last through the rest of the week!
That’s my part of the blog to keep you safe. Now let’s have fun since you’re already reading!
Christmas is only a week away now! Where has this year gone?
I hope you and yours are having a festive holiday season. I’ve only bought four Christmas presents so far. What am I waiting for?
Thank you for taking the time to check out my thoughts and feel free to share yours.
THINGS TO MAKE YOU GO, HMMMM
Now that some stations are playing Christmas tunes twenty-four hours a day and others are sprinkling in a holiday song here and there, I have these questions for the writers of some of the classics.
- “Do You Hear What I Hear?” — So “a child shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold”. Why not bring him a blanket or clothes?
- “Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer” — “Do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?” Um, if he’s the most famous of all, of course we remember his name. But, can we name the other eight without singing the song?
- “I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas” — Wanting one this Christmas? SAID.NO.ONE.EVER
WHAT SONGS MAKE YOU CRINGE?
“Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer” is without a doubt my least favorite Christmas song of all time!
Other songs that make me quickly change the radio station in the car are “I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas” and “Linus And Lucy” from “A Charlie Brown Christmas”.
For Ray, it’s “Santa Baby”.
“Baby, It’s Cold Outside” is not there yet, but it’s definitely getting tired.
MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS BOOK
It’s not secret that Jimmy Carter is my favorite president and after reading his book, “Christmas in Plains” a few years back, it’s one of my Christmas traditions to read it each holiday.
I’m finishing the political book I’m reading now and I’ll dive into the very touching, easy-to-read 155 page book.
President Carter shares stories of Christmases from his childhood, with Rosalynn and his children, in the White House, and more.
Merry Christmas President and Mrs. Carter!
So, does seeing “Merry X-Mas” upset you at the holidays?
It doesn’t bother me. However, “Christians” do! Before you have a coronary thrombosis, click here to see what I’m talking about!
So, every day, not just at Christmas, let’s put “Christ” back into “Christian”, too.
READY FOR AN “UNSILENT NIGHT” *
VH1, the older people’s MTV, rang in the Christmas cheer earlier this month with “Unsilent Night”, the latest concert in its “Diva” concert series.
Mariah Carey was the headliner and opening act for this show.
And, before you watch it here, know that as a gay man, I can’t get enough of Mariah Carey’s divaness and her boobs! (As you gasp, you’ll know what I’m taking about from the video or just from the thumbnail image below. There’s no doubt that she wanted those ornaments to be seen!)
I also love the back-up dancers. Who knew Christmas could be so sexy?
The other divas this year included Vanessa Williams, Miss Patti LaBelle, and Chaka Khan.
A VERY MERRY ($$$) MARIAH CHRISTMAS *
Mariah Carey’s holiday tradition of performing shows at the Beacon Theater x is something that I hope I can finally see. Heck, this year, Beyonce and Shania Twain checked out the performance.
While she won’t be singing “All I Want For Christmas”, I’m planning on seeing Mariah and Lionel Richie on tour in the spring of 2017.
Along with her Christmas shows, her Las Vegas residency, her tour with Lionel Richie, and performing on this year’s “Dick Clark’s Rockin New Year Eve” to ring in 2017, Mariah kicked off the holiday season with a seven-minute performance in Toronto, Ontario (Canada).
She performed “Here Comes Santa Claus” and her now iconic classic, “All I Want For Christmas” for a cool million bucks for Saks Fifth Avenue holiday window display unveiling!
SPEAKING OF DIVAS
This performance by Patti LaBelle (without her back-up singers and the words) is classic for all the wrong reasons.
But, Ms. LaBelle is a champion!
READY FOR A “CHRISTMAS PARTY”?
Derrick Barry is the most amazing Britney Spears! Okay, other than the real Britney, bitch!
This Christmas version of “Slumber Party”, “Christmas Party” makes me want to deck the halls!
While this has nothing to do with Christmas, it gives me a chance to show the original “Slumber Party” by Britney Spears and Tinashe, which is now a Top 40 song at pop radio!
It’s already been viewed more than 38 million times in less than a month.
THIS CHRISTMAS IS SUCH A “DRAG”
And, that’s amazing!
One hundred or so Dutch drag queens got together to put together this Christmas medley and it’s amazing!
Ray was scared of some of them, but I loved it. This is what drag is all about.
Warning: This is a rather risque part about eight minutes in. 🙂
Thank you, Lady Galore!
THIS CHRISTMAS GIVE FRUITCAKE SOME LOVE
I’m one of those that absolutely loves fruitcake, but not everyone does.
But, I know some celebrities that do!
Sir Paul McCartney orders a fruitcake from cake designer Fiona Cairns each Christmas and, in early 2011, Cairns was tapped to make the royal wedding cake for Prince William and his future bride, Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge.
CONFESSION AT CHRISTMASTIME *
You probably know how very popular James Corden’s “Carpool Karoke” is. If not, he’s joined by celebrties in a car and they sing, talk, laugh, and confess.
Okay, I’ll confess two things — (1) I think James is adorable and I have a tiny crush on the teddy bear and (2) I’ve always loved Mariah Carey and I just can’t get enough of her now! And, I finally get to see her in concert in May in Nashville, Tennessee!
But, first things first, check out this all-star version of Mariah’s incredible Christmas hit (again).
CHRISTMAS TRIVIA TO DAZZLE FRIENDS
During the Christmas/Hanukkah season, more than 1.76 billion candy canes will be made.
The poinsettia, traditionally an American Christmas flower, originally grew in Mexico; where it was known as the “Flower of the Holy Night”.
It was first brought to America by Joel Poinsett in 1829.
Jesus Christ, the son of Mary, was born in a cave, not in a wooden stable.
Back then, animals were kept in caves because they were much warmer and the carpenters of Jesus’ day were really stone cutters.
Thus, wood was not widely used. So, whenever you see a Christmas nativity scene with a wooden stable, that’s the “American” version, not the Biblical one.
And, this is the late, great, golden retriever, Miss ABBA, wanting to be a part of the “Americanized” Christmas nativity scene.
Again,I hope that Bible story and information is correct since I didn’t verify it. The big man upstairs didn’t get back with me on that one.
CHARITY & CHRISTMAS
While we feast at Christmas, one of my favorite songs of the holiday season is, sadly, about not having enough to eat and starvation.
Can you believe that “Do They Know It’s Christmas” was released more than 30 years ago?
Between the single’s release in December 1983 and 1989, it sold 11.7 million singles worldwide.
It was the best selling single in U.K. until “Candle in the Wind” by Elton John in 1997 following Priness Diana’s death.
FORGET THAT OLD “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS”
The Christmas classic is tired and so outdated. Do we really care about “Lords a Leaping”, “Maids a Milking”, and all that stuff.
Why not infuse the song (and video) with botox, prancing gays, naked men, former husband, and giant breasts.
I bet I have your attention now!
MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG
“O Holy Night” is my favorite traditional Christmas song, but my favorite of all-time is a song that was first released in 1970.
It was re-issued in 1974 and 1977. It’s The Carpenters’ “Merry Christmas Darling” by my favorite vocalist of all-time, Karen Carpenter.
And, what song is now my second-favorite Christmas song?….
CHRISTMAS WOULDN’T BE CHRISTMAS *
without Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas”.
What did we do before this now-classic, 1994 hit was released that’s had more than 226.7 million views?
With all the craziness in the world, make it the best in your little part of it!
P.S. Did you figure out the what the * denoted in the blog? Mariah “visions”, of course. 🙂 Leave the “visions of sugarplums” for ” ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas”!
I hope you have a very Merry Christmas. I hope it’s fun of love and joy. Most of all, I hope you’re not screaming “You Ruined My Christmas” to anyone this year.
Here are the Supreme Fabulettes, thanks to the one and only Boy George, who directed the video and co-wrote the song.