BLACK KEYS’ DRUMMER PATRICK CARNEY
(about Justin Bieber not getting nominated or asked to perform at the Grammys): “He’s rich, right? Grammys are for, like, music, not for money … and he’s making a lot of money. He should be happy, I guess.”
FORMER CATCHER FOR THE NEW YORK METS & LOS ANGELES DODGERS MIKE PIAZZA
(about gay rumors in his past): “The whole episode was such a strange, incredible phenomenon. I still don’t get it. I don’t know where the rumor came from, although I’ve heard many theories, including one that I suppose makes the most sense to me, involving a former teammate and his agent.”
SINGER EVE
(Questioning whether Britney Spears is actually the voice on the Top 5 hit, “Scream & Shout” with will.i.am): “I heard that might not be Britney. That’s what I heard, but you know, I don’t know. It could be Britney. But I heard it wasn’t. I don’t know, though.”
BRITNEY SPOKESPERSON
“It’s absolute BS. Britney sang the song. Will.i.am wanted her for this song, and she sang on it.”
A RECORDING STUDIO INSIDER
“[Eve] is clearly jealous. I didn’t even know she still sings.”
FIRST UNITED STATES PRESIDENT GEORGE WASHINGTON
“It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.”
MORE FROM WASHINGTON
“Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all.”
PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN
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